Well, here I am, at home, with the baby round my feet and Wifey setting at the desk to my right; I’m not sure if this working from home lark is all it’s cracked up to be.
It was an interesting weekend all told. Firstly one of Wifey’s bedroom fantasies came true.
At just after 11pm on Saturday night, a strange and good looking, man entered Wifey's bedroom. She was already in bed waiting for his arrival. Wifeys pulse was racing as the stranger talked softly and calmly to her. He was obviously educated and had a commanding air of authority to him. He talked some more and she listen intently, hanging on his every word. The stranger climbed on to Wifey’s bed and gently, but authoritatively, rolled her over. He pulled her knickers to one side and Wifey began to bite the pillow waiting for what was to come. When it finally did come, she bit the pillow hard and yelped weakly through her clenched teeth.
“Well that should help ease the vomiting” the on-call doctor said.
“Thank you Doctor” said Wifey.
I’ll post some more tomorrow.
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5 comments:
hahaha. Cor blimey. And you just stood there and let this "doctor" type have his wicked way with his stethescope?
And they say the NHS is falling apart....
I can well imagine having the doctor do a home visit would contintute a dream come true these days...
the pain was worth it!
lol love it!
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